Friday, February 22, 2008

independent – adjective

Not requiring control or influence, due to predictability of behavior.

Monday, December 31, 2007

maverick - noun

A politician who campaigns on a platform of speaking honestly to the public.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

bundling - noun

A populist measure for extending political representation to the upper-middle class.

Thursday, November 1, 2007

obstruction - noun

A counterterrorism tactic in lawfare, whereby the enemy is deprived of evidential arms.

never – adverb

1. Hopefully not

2. Not often enough to know or recall

Thursday, October 18, 2007

inspection - noun

A search for incriminating evidence, the absence of which confirms the worst.

Monday, October 15, 2007

Saturday, October 6, 2007

Announcement

Sorry for the recent dearth of posts, but my new job has been overwhelming.

I'm leaving for the three-day weekend, and I'll be back on Tuesday with renewed vigor.

Monday, October 1, 2007

Friday, September 28, 2007

new – adjective

1. Forgotten.

2. Recycled.

3. Reissued.

4. Reverted.

5. Covered in plastic.

equality – noun

The state or quality of owning equal assets, and therefore equal moral worth.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

yacht - noun

A Congressman's second home and primary office.

Friday, September 21, 2007

bubble – noun

A gaseous spherule enclosed by a delicate liquid layer that upholds our whole economy.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

misunderestimate – verb

To underestimate the effectiveness of the stupid.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

commission – noun

A gathering of elites to resolve the scandals of elites to the satisfaction of elites.

history - noun

1. The inertia from past events that renders the future's course inalterable.

2. Archaic A once popular branch of fiction about past events.

3. (By extension) Something not worth reading or discussing.

USAGE: That’s going back in history. I don’t remember the details of it.